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Gentleman's Ball Scratcher
Price: £7.95

Admit it!! We men itch down there at some point or another. If it's a daily thing, I suggest you get help ASAP! If it's an occasional itch, I've found the THING for you! The product guide says you can use the Gentlemen's Ball Scratcher discreetly. How the hell you do that I don't know!

Here is the full product write-up...

Got an awkward itch?!

Need to get to rid of an itch in an intimate spot discreetly - the Gentleman's Ball Scratcher is just what you need!

When you get an itch in that most awkward of spots, what's a man to do? Your fellow men understand the need to have a good old scratch sometimes, the female of the species tend to be disgusted.

Don't suffer in silence.

Silver plated and crafted in the shape of a delicate female hand, with a nine inch handle and the benefit of five fingers the Ball Scratcher is ideal for getting to those hard to reach places.

Perfect for the busy make executive, it comes in a lined presentation box. The perfect tongue-in-cheek gift for the man who has everything (including an itch).

Dishwasher safe and stain resistant.
I think everyone should buy the Ball Scratcher just for the sake of having one! The Gentleman's Ball Scratcher is available exclusively at

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