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The Perfect Attitude for the Perfect Woman...

1. I'll swallow it all…I love the taste!
2. Are you sure you’ve had enough to drink?
3. I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!
4. Shouldn’t you be down at the bar with your buddies?
5. That was a great fart! Do another one!
6. I’ve decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
7. You’re so sexy when you’re hungover.
8. I’d rather watch soccer and drink beer with you than go shopping.
9. Let’s subscribe to Playboy dar
10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
11. Dar
…lets go down to the mall so you can check out women asses.
12. I’ll be out painting the house.
13. I love it when you play golf on Sunday’s. I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too.
14. Honey…our new neighbour’s daughter is sunbathing again. Come see!
15. I know it’s a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?
16. No no…I’ll take the car to have the oil changed.
17. Your mother is way better than mine.
18. Do me a favour. Forget the stupid Valentine’s Day thing and buy your friends a round of drinks.
19. I understand fully…our anniversary comes once a year, you go play soccer with the boys and I’ll watch the kids.
20. Oh come on, how about we get a good porn movie, a six pack of beer, a few joints and have my friend Tammy come over for a threesome!
21. Oh come on! Not the damn mall again!! Let’s go to that new strip joint!
22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us. Why don’t you retire young and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.
23. You need your sleep ya big silly! Now stop getting up for the night feedings.
24. God…If I don’t get to blow you soon, I swear I’m gonna bust!
25. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head just for you.


  1. I've only got 5 of 'em done (1,3,6,9 and 21) haissshhh...

    Imperfection is me!!!! ;-) But as long as my man's happy, who cares, right?

    Btw, I'm performing in Muddy Murphy's tomorrow and Sat nite... Drop by if you can yah... It's more rock & roll, blues, soul and alternative stuff.. You might like it....

    Text me for details aite... Take care....

  2. wow wow...tat seems to be the only word that's coming from my mouth. i'm impressed too =)

    i'll try to pop by on saturday. its crazy this week. i'll tell you about it when we meet up. btw, i love rock & roll.

    i'll text you later in the day and i'll do a promo for you on the blog as well. cheers sweetheart!

  3. Welcome to silicone valley!!


  4. welcome to silicone valley!!

  5. are you attached noel? just wondering that's all...

  6. Hi Mira...thanks for visiting the blog. Hmm...I'm single. Been single for almost 10 months now. Never thought i'll say this but i'm enjoying the single life.

    Do you have a blog Mira?

  7. ha ha.....well, well, sooryy noel just putting up some nice word on you for mira...

    Mira, noel is single and intelligently sexy thats all....


    is that okay, dear?


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