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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Right Handed or Left Handed:
Right...Left is retarded
its a long fuckin story
The Shoes You Wore Today:
ma caterpilla steel toed boots. good for kickin teeth in
im way too nice to assholes
bees, balloons, heights...im a wimp sometimes
Your Perfect Pizza:
lotsa olives, burnt cheese and beef!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
i'd like to be a millonaire! but we all know tats not gonna happen
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up:
i need to pee bad!
Your Best Physical Feature:
my eyes....or so they say
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke:
nothing better than a nice cold coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:
im a Macs person...
Single or Group Dates:
single unless it's gonna lead to an orgy
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
neither...SEASONS Ice Lemon Tea rocks!!
Chocolate or Vanilla:
chocolate wins hands down...
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Do you Smoke:
too much for my own good....
Do you Swear:
Do you Sing:
till this day, i wish i could...oh why god!!
Do you Shower Daily:
i believe i do
Have you Been in Love:
too many times...love sucks big time
Do you want to go to College:
erm...im too old
Do you want to get Married:
yes please...find me a nice wife with lovely breasts
Do you belive in yourself:
what do you think?
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Do you think you are Attractive:
this question isn't right...either way i'll get slack. next please!!
Are you a Health Freak:
look at me
Do you get along with your Parents:
i love my mama and papi
Do you like Thunderstorms:
only if i that special someone in bed with me...
Do you play an Instrument:
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
how bout the last 6 hours??
In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
these questions are getting dumb...NO! I LIVE IN AFRICA! ME NEIGHBOUR JUST FUCKED A ZEBRA
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
yea...you won't believe how kinky it was
In the past month have you been on Stage:
it's my job
In the past month have you been Dumped:
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
im not telling...doo dee doo dee doo
Ever been Drunk:
at least once a month
Ever been called a Tease:
nah...why would anyone call me that?
Ever been Beaten up:
4 times in my life...the last was a year ago
How do you want to Die:
while having hard pumping sex
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
an innocent looking hooker!
What country would you most like to Visit:
Japan....the fantasies i have are wicked!!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Favourite Hair Color:
black, brown, blond...it doesnt fuckin matter
Short or Long Hair:
it doesnt matter
she MUST not be fat!! please please please GOD
Best Clothing Style:
hip n casual
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own:
bout a hundred...all original mind you
Number of Piercings:
Number of Tattoos:
lets see...1,2,3,4,5,6...i give up! why don't you count?