The Survey

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:	Noel Boyd
Birthday:	14 November
Birthplace:	Singapore
Current Location:	Singapore
Eye Color:	Brown
Hair Color:	Black???
Height:	170
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Right...Left is retarded
Your Heritage:	its a long fuckin story
The Shoes You Wore Today:	ma caterpilla steel toed boots. good for kickin teeth in
Your Weakness:	im way too nice to assholes
Your Fears:	bees, balloons, heights...im a wimp sometimes
Your Perfect Pizza:	lotsa olives, burnt cheese and beef!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	i'd like to be a millonaire! but we all know tats not gonna happen
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	wtf??
Thoughts First Waking Up:	i need to pee bad!
Your Best Physical Feature:	my eyes....or so they say
Your Bedtime:	after 5am
Your Most Missed Memory:	huh?
Pepsi or Coke:	nothing better than a nice cold coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:	im a Macs person...
Single or Group Dates:	single unless it's gonna lead to an orgy
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	neither...SEASONS Ice Lemon Tea rocks!!
Chocolate or Vanilla:	chocolate wins hands down...
Cappuccino or Coffee:	coffee
Do you Smoke:	too much for my own good....
Do you Swear:	fuck no...
Do you Sing:	till this day, i wish i could...oh why god!!
Do you Shower Daily:	i believe i do
Have you Been in Love:	too many times...love sucks big time
Do you want to go to College:	erm...im too old
Do you want to get Married:	yes please...find me a nice wife with lovely breasts
Do you belive in yourself:	what do you think?
Do you get Motion Sickness:	nope
Do you think you are Attractive:	this question isn't right...either way i'll get slack. next please!!
Are you a Health Freak:	look at me
Do you get along with your Parents:	i love my mama and papi
Do you like Thunderstorms:	only if i that special someone in bed with me...
Do you play an Instrument:	pass...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	how bout the last 6 hours??
In the past month have you Smoked:	yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	errrr...
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	these questions are getting dumb...NO! I LIVE IN AFRICA! ME NEIGHBOUR JUST FUCKED A ZEBRA
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	yea...you won't believe how kinky it was
In the past month have you been on Stage:	it's my job
In the past month have you been Dumped:	nope...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	yep
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	im not telling...doo dee doo dee doo
Ever been Drunk:	at least once a month
Ever been called a Tease:	nah...why would anyone call me that?
Ever been Beaten up:	4 times in my life...the last was a year ago
Ever Shoplifted:	.....
How do you want to Die:	while having hard pumping sex
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	an innocent looking hooker!
What country would you most like to Visit:	Japan....the fantasies i have are wicked!!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:	brown
Favourite Hair Color:	black, brown, blond...it doesnt fuckin matter
Short or Long Hair:	long
Height:	it doesnt matter
Weight:	she MUST not be fat!! please please please GOD
Best Clothing Style:	hip n casual
Number of Drugs I have taken:	I'M INNOCENT!!
Number of CDs I own:	bout a hundred...all original mind you
Number of Piercings:	8
Number of Tattoos:	lets see...1,2,3,4,5,6...i give up! why don't you count?
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	lotsa i tell you...sigh
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