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Saturday, July 11, 2009

Tattoo on Penis Saves Man

Yup! You read the title right. Who would have thought a tattoo on a penis would save a man from time behind bars?! At least this tattoo was worth all the pain...Mega OUCH man!!!

A MAN accused of flashing on a train walked free from court yesterday — because he has a lizard tattoo on his manhood.

Forklift driver Barry Kenny, 28, was accused of drunkenly waving his willy at a female guard.

But she never mentioned seeing any distinguishing marks during the incident on a Newcastle to Hartlepool service.

Barry was prepared to show the two-inch tattoo of “Larry” to Hartlepool JPs — but the exposure charge was dropped.

His solicitor Vicky Lamballe said there was a “very real identity” issue.

Barry, who had been with pals, said outside court that one of his mates had flashed.

Wife Nikki, 26, said: “That tattoo probably saved his skin.”

Friday, July 10, 2009

Miniskirts, cleavage upset male SKoreans: survey

It's either they surveyed the wrong men or there is something really wrong with South Korean men!!! Read on...

SEOUL (AFP) - - Almost three-quarters of South Korean male office workers feel uncomfortable when female colleagues show too much leg or cleavage in the workplace, a survey has revealed.

A poll of 1,254 employees by the job portal site CareerNet found that 74 percent of men felt upset with the attire of their female co-workers.

Some 56 percent of them cited micro-miniskirts as their chief complaint, while 51 percent objected to excessive cleavage.

Low-rise trousers that reveal women's underwear, "killer heels" and flashy outfits in general were also cause for complaint.

Women meanwhile complained mostly of stains on the shirts and ties of their male colleagues.

Both sexes disapproved of colourful underwear under a white top, slippers or sandals and sleeveless clothes.

South Koreans in general still dress conservatively in the workplace, with an emphasis on suits and ties among men.

I'd love to work in an environment where my female colleagues don't wear much to work. Heck, they could be naked for all I care. Hey! A married man is allowed to have fantasies right?!!!!

Thursday, July 09, 2009

The Michael Jackson Memorial

I wanted to blog after watching Michael Jackson's memorial live on CNN on Wednesday morning. Hard as I tried, I couldn't put my thoughts into words. My wife was first on the laptop and she did a pretty nice post on the Baby Boyd Blog. I on the other hand, was busy drafting a post on my mobile phone. I gave up at five in the morning and headed to dreamland.

A little over an hour ago, a good friend of mine sent a text message asking why haven't I blogged about the memorial. Quite frankly, I still don't know what to say other than it was beautiful. It really was! I think Usher's performance was fantastic, Mariah Carey's vocals were as good as ever and little Shaheen Jafargholi will be a huge star someday if he stays on the right path.

But the person that sounded the best was this Asian looking lady that sang Heal The World. I'm sure millions of people were wondering who she is. Well folks, her name is Judith Hill and she was supposed to be one of the backup singers for Jackson’s This Is It! concerts at London’s O2 Arena. She has fantastic vocals and you can visit her official website by clicking here.

Journalists the world over have had their say about the memorial. An editor of The Sun described it as a "macabre circus". I thought that was disrespectful. The memorial was for the family, friends and fans. As long as these people are happy, that's all that matters...

You know when Eddie Guerrero and Steve Irwin died, I was devastated. I adored and loved both these men and their deaths came as a shock. I was emotional for quite a bit and I still miss them so much. The best part? I don't know either man personally. I have never met nor spoken to them. I did however spend countless hours watching Eddie and Steve do what they do best. Entertain! So yeah, I can relate to MJ's fans. It's horrible to lose someone you love and look up to. The only consolation we have is that person is in a far better place. Heaven has a brand new angel. R.I.P Michael!

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Beat It

So we are hours away from Micheal Jackson's memorial huh? I for one will be watching it on CNN. The last I checked, it will be live at 1.00am Singapore time. You know I said last week that I was never a fan of his music. But as the days go by, I'm beginning to like MJ. Even my wife feels the same way I do and I'm sure many of you too.

Everywhere I go plays a Micheal Jackson's album these days. Even this old bakery opposite my house was blaring "Beat It" the other night. It was funny as hell to watch this old Chinese man dance with a bread tray in his hand...

I'm sorry but this has to be a quick post. Vik is on the way to my house and we're going to look around Sembawang for a new crabbing spot. Later folks!!

Monday, July 06, 2009

Michael Jackson Ghost?

Apparently, the ghost of Michael Jackson was caught on camera during CNN's Larry King Interview with Jermaine Jackson. I think it's a shadow of one of the production crew members. Well, you be the judge!

Sunday, July 05, 2009

This/That

ocean/pools: Ocean. Nothing beats chilling out by the ocean with a case of beer.
cats/dogs: Cats anytime!
coke/pepsi: Coke!!
summer/winter: Winter cos this country is too damn hot!
sugar/salt: Salt, Salt, Salt!
pen/pencil: Pen
silver/gold: Silver
ketchup/mustard: Mustard
pants/shorts: Shorts
math/art: Art
sunrise/sunset: Sunset. I ain't awake when it's sunrise...
Chocolate/Vanilla: Chocolate, SLURP!!
Big Mac/Whopper: Whopper
Beer/Wine: BEER
Coffee/Tea: Coffee goes real well with my cigarettes.
Apple Juice/Orange Juice: Apple Juice
Facebook/Myspace: Facebook
Boxers/Briefs: Boxers
Rain/Shine: Rain. I love rainy days...
Chips/Popcorn: Popcorn
Plane/Boat: Plane
Walk/Drive: Walk. I can't drive...
Movie/Play: Movie
Money/Love: Money
Breakfast/Dinner: Dinner
Truth/Dare: Dare
Contacts/Glasses: Glasses
Root Beer/Dr. Pepper: Root Beer (A&W of course!)
Mud/Jell-O wrestling: Errr...mud? Only if there's naked women involved!
Skiing/Boarding: Boarding
Diamond/Pearl: Diamonds are nice...
Phone/in person: In Person
Oldest, middle, youngest or only child: Youngest

Saturday, July 04, 2009

Print Tattoos Online

The most important thing for a person to decide is if he or she really wants a tattoo. Once you are a 100% committed to getting a tattoo, you'll need to find a good design. A design that is unique and something you can call your own.

Sure you can walk in to a tattoo shop and browse through the many flash designs. But chances are, the design you choose might very well have been tattooed at least a thousand times around the globe!

Here's where the folks from Print Tattoos Online come in. At Print Tattoos Online, you can browse their Tattoo Gallery for ideas. Ideas that can generate the perfect tattoo that you can be proud of. Once you have a rough idea on what you want, you can head over to their 'Buy Tattoos' section to browse and purchase a printable tattoo designs you like. It's that simple!

Lastly, if you are a tattoo artist, you can make an extra buck by selling your designs or flash sets. For more information on submitting your designs, click here.

RAZORTV's Point Blank

Here's part one of RAZORTV's Point Blank "Do nice girls finish last?". It was an experience to sit in as a studio guest. A super nice one I might add! My thanks to E-von, Charmaine and Melissa for having me on the show. You girls rock!




To view the other four parts, click this link to head on over to RAZORTV.com.sg!

ps: Listen carefully and you'll hear Drayden in the background in part four! Not once but twice!!! Our sincerest apologies to the production crew. If it means anything, you guys have really good microphones!