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Yo Momma So Fat Special 2 of 2

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please."

Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo.

Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.

Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and curry poured out!

Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.

Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans.

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