Feb 19, 2012

Lady Gaga's New Fragrance

If you have not already heard, Lady Gaga, one of my favourite performers, will be launching her very own fragrance sometime during summer this year. Rumour has it that it'll be called 'Monster' and is said to smell of both blood and semen! Yup you heard me right!

I can't begin to imagine what her fragrance will smell like. Yes I am a man and I do ejaculate but I don't make it a habit of smelling my own semen. Hmm...maybe I should?

Let's get back to her new fragrance before I get weird ideas. Lady Gaga requested that the fragrance be based on the molecular structure of bodily fluids. The blood element is based on the molecular make-up of her own blood!!!

Here's what Miss Gaga says...

"'It was taken out of my own blood sample so it’s a sense of having me on your skin. I wanted to extract sort of the feeling and sense of blood and semen from molecular structures, so that's where [the rumours] came from. That is in the perfume but it doesn't smell like that. Actually the perfume smells like an expensive hooker."

I can't wait for her new fragrance. I'm sure it'll be shockingly awesome!

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    1. She isn't psycho!!! She really isn't. She's just different in a good way...

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    1. I'm just telling it as it is. If a person looks good, they should be complimented. If a person is ugly, well...nothing should be said.

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