Aug 13, 2009

Scorpio Outlook for 2009

It's been a long time since I read my horoscope. There isn't much to do online right now and I'm bored shitless!! So...here's what my horoscope says for the year 2009...
Get out there and communicate your passionate awareness to the world this year, Scorpio! As you articulate your beliefs, you will move your life -- and the planet -- toward a more spiritual and thoughtful reality. Positively express yourself and your vision, and you will be a source of great inspiration.

Scorpio loves challenges, especially when it involves transformational energy. As you purify your instincts and overcome any fears of letting your creative passion flow, a newfound enthusiasm and strength will arise within you, and affect everyone around you.

You see yourself in a completely different light this year as you discover new ways of bringing harmony into your life and communicating on a deeper level. Accept who you are at the core, and you will experience a wholeness you never thought possible. Trusting yourself is the key to spiritual growth.
After reading the first paragraph, I started singing in my head 'Heal the World' by Michael Jackson. I'm gonna change the world. Yes sir I am!!! I don't have the slightest clue what to do though. Masturbate for peace?

Now on to my Chinese zodiac. Here's my overview for this week...
Don't be discouraged if you feel misunderstood today. It may not be a good day to try to express your more complex or subtle ideas to others, especially authority figures who just don't seem to get it. Try to stick to a conventional route instead. You'll soon have your opportunity to differentiate yourself in the ways that are important to you.
Damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4 comments:

  1. THAT bored ah?

    i'm also THAT bored that i'm reading your blog. =P

    when can i enroll in Noel Boyd's School of Beer Drinking?

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  2. Yeah balls! I couldn't sleep till bout 6am. Hmm...you can enroll anytime you deem fit! Oh god, now you got me thinking of beer!!!!

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