Aug 24, 2006

u know u’re a drunkard when…


  • A bottle of Chivas isn't enough to invite a friend over for a drink.
  • Your first science fair project was a DIY Brewery.
  • You know most the of people in a bar and can’t remember one of their names.
  • Anyone who kisses you must legally wait half an hour to drive.
  • They have to mix your blood with tonic water before giving it to anyone.
  • You’ve filed assault charges against a coffee table.
  • When you’re out in the street, you are literally “out” in the street.
  • You think of drinking beer as “sobering up,”
  • You can say “Whiskey, please” in 34 languages, but can’t understand “Last order” in English.
  • Your liver takes sides against you during an intervention.
  • You know better than going near an open flame while you’re bleeding.
  • Your bed looks a helluva lot like a park bench, and your bedroom looks a helluva lot like a park.
  • Your bottle of mineral water contains Vodka.
  • You judge cologne by its bouquet and finish.

2 comments:

  1. Beer

    Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the Presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

    The theory is that beer contains female hormones (contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough Beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1Hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the Test subjects:

    1) Argued over nothing.

    2) Refused to apologize when obviously in the wrong.

    3) Gained weight.

    4) Talked excessively without making sense.

    5) Became overly emotional.

    6) Couldn't drive.

    7) Failed to think rationally

    8) Had to sit down while urinating.

    No further testing was considered necessary.

    Interestingly familiar isnt it?? well i think so.. hahahaa. no offence fellas.

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  2. weeeee.....

    haha...well,well,.....guess u should stop drinking your beer, Honey...or i have to 'eat' you up instead of u 'eating' me up..
    ahakz!!!....

    well, hida, y din't u include they will cry over nothing??...haha

    cheers for the beer drinkers!!!!

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