Sep 27, 2010

Hookers and their BIG Mouths

I'm getting sick of hookers that sell their encounters with the rich and famous to the press. The latest saga involves David Beckham and this prostitute called Irma Nici.

For those not in the loop, Irma Nici claimed that she had sex with David Beckham and they even had a threesome with another hooker that remains anonymous. She also went on to claim that David paid her £3,200 for her services. Irma then went on to sell her story which was splashed across the cover of In Touch Weekly magazine. In retaliation against these claims, David Beckham is now suing both the magazine and Irma.

My gut feeling is that Beckham didn't have anything to do with this skank. I doubt he has ever spoken to her yet alone stick his tool up you know where. The whole story is just too good to believe. Yes I am a huge fan of David Beckham. I've been a fan since he started playing for Manchester United. So called me biased if you want!

The following are a bunch of Rich & Famous men that have been victimized by Hookers with BIG Mouths!

Wayne Rooney: Hooker Jennifer Thompson claimed she had sex with Rooney on numerous occasions and they even had a threesome. Apparently, all this went down when Rooney's wife was expecting their son.

Tiger Woods: Michelle Braun, a Hollywood madam, claimed that Woods spent thousands on her social escort girls. And yes, she claimed Woods was into threesomes as well!

Peter Crouch: Monica Mint claimed that the England International paid £800 to bed her in Madrid.  For a change, a threesome wasn't mentioned!

George Lopez: In May this year, comedian George Lopez was allerged to have cheated on his wife Ann Serrano with hooker “Tiffany” and a fellow friend. Once again, a threesome was mentioned. What's ironic about this is that Ann donated a kidney that saved his life back in 2004. Talk about being grateful!

Prime Minister of Italy, Silvio Berlusconi: Apparently it all went down the day Barack Obama was elected as the 44th President of the United States of America. The Prime Minister allegedly spent the night with a 42 year old high class prostitute doing the dirty deed in a bed named after a former Russian President. The prostitute, Patrizia D'Addario, released secret audio recordings purportedly between her and Silvio Berlusconi. This is the man that thought President Obama had a nice tan and also complimented an African about his 'tan' before grabbing the priest and saying "hold me tight and call me Papa".






Veronica Lario, wife of Silvio Berlusconi. She's hot huh?


Irma Nici, hooker behind David Beckham's scandal...


Jenny Thompson - Wayne Rooney's scandal...


Loredana Jolie, supposedly one of Woods favourite hookers...


Monica Mint - Peter Crouch scandal...

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