Apr 29, 2010

Missing Fingers

I got this joke in the mail and I thought I'd share it with you...

Ole was working at the fish plant up north in Dulcet when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers.

He went to the emergency room at the hospital and when he got there, the doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's have the fingers and I'll see what I can do."

Ole said, "I haven't got the fingers."

"What do you mean, you don't have the fingers?" he asked. "Lord it's 2010 and Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and made you look brand new! Why didn't you bring the fingers???!"

Ole replied........."How the FUCK was I suppose to pick them up ?!!!"

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