Oct 6, 2009

Mr. Painter

I have been asked to give a talk about 'why teenagers shouldn't get a tattoo' at a a local secondary school, been asked to write a book about tattoos in Singapore and I have been asked to appear on a calender. But this request sure takes the cake. Here's a message from a guy that hails from India. Yep, a GUY sent me this message!!!

Hi gorgeous!
How are you?
Let me introduce to you 1st as i m just few hrs old on this website. i am from india .. and i am a painter and i make paintings and drawings. I just loved your hot body cute face and moreover your sexiest tattoos. I understand you are a popular blogger about tattoo? I am a tattoo lover though i dont have any . I have an exhibition this year on 31st Oct (my birthday)..i wish if i can make your paintings....

Something tells me he doesn't want to paint me with a brush. Hmm...I don't know if I should laugh, frown or vomit!

13 comments:

  1. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    okay i think i'm done.

    no wait, here comes more.

    AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    pause, wipes tears from my eyes. okay go.

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    p/s: this is only after having read the first 2 words of the e-mail.

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  2. my sentiments exactly Shyanne....wahahahahahahahahahahaha.....now this is so far the funniest blog you've put up so far bro...wahahahahahahaha...you're better than David Letterman...wahahahahaha

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  3. When I first read the message, time stood still balls! I clicked his profile picture just to make sure it's a guy. The last time someone wanted to take pictures of me, I brought along my wife just to erase any possibilities of me getting raped...

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  4. Manuel!!! I'm glad you are enjoying this bro. I'm kinda freaked out by this fella. He keeps messaging me on this tattoo networking site.

    Sooner or later I'm gonna send a hitman to shove a Bombay Burger up his ass!!!

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  5. Dude, he might actually like the burger stuffed up his ass man...

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  6. hahahaha...well you're the one who keep saying you were a slut back in the past...hmmm...the past is catching up bro...wahahaha

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  7. Longjin: Damn! You're probably right. What was I thinking?! Ok ok...no shoving anything up anyone's ass...


    Manuel: You reckon bro?! He's probably looking through the karmasutra with me in mind. At least he isn't in Singapore. Pheew! =)

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  8. check this out bro...http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/stomp/sgseen/this_urban_jungle/259990/kls_kopi_tiam_hooters_an_idea_for_spore_coffee_shops.html

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  9. Oh man bro!!! The kopitiam hooters rock!! Some of them are fugly but who cares right? After a couple of beers, they'll look just fine!!!

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  10. i think its a compliment, better just send a picture

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  11. send him a nude painting of you on his birthday lah. 31oct. i'm sure it'll make his year!

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  12. Ashsmi: Hahaha...I have tons of pictures online. I'm sure he'll help himself... :)


    Yummy Mummy: You reckon I should?!

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