Sep 9, 2009

You know this world has gone crazy when...


10. The local media is buzzing about the whereabouts of Fiona Xie. Who really cares?! Leave the poor girl alone already!!!

9. A fast food giant has been battling in court for the past eight years with a Malaysian Indian food joint. If eights years isn't long enough, this fast food giant contested the appeals court decision. I'll bet my last dollar that we haven't heard the last of this...

8. Wayne Rooney of Manchester United swears that he doesn't dive! Yeah right!! I swear I don't watch porn too!

7. A woman in China was beaten to death by five employees of a Wal-Mart store who accused her of shoplifting! Ouch!

6. Three low life scumbags plotted to blow up seven transatlantic airliners flying from London to North America using liquid explosives in 2006. Thank god they were caught and have been convicted!

5. A JOBLESS mum in England killed her 20-month-old baby son by lacing his milk with anti-depressants. Why did she do that? She wanted her baby to sleep. The little boy stopped breathing when TEN times the safe adult dose of amitriptyline built up in his tiny body. The bitch was jailed for six years yesterday! She should have gotten the death sentence!!!

4. One ding-dong who claimed to be a medium, convinced his younger brother and six friends to die to become `slayers' who would kill demons in a World War III. Say what?! Thankfully, most of them backed out but the ding-dong and another teen lost their lives.

3. The newly elected Japanese Prime Minister's wife claims she had an alien encounter! Miyuki Hatoyama thinks her soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus. Doo dee dooo....

2. Animals in Switzerland are allowed to kill only 35 animals in a month. If they violate this law, they would be issued a death warrant. How in the blue moon do you issue a death warrant to an animal?!

1. A man In Wisconsin ended up being tied to a bed and had his penis glued to his stomach by his estranged wife and three other woman. They wanted to get back at him for cheating on his poor old wife. Talk about being in a STICKY situation!

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