Jun 9, 2009

100 Truths

Before you read on, let me warn you that this is an ultra long post. I got this 100 Truths thingy on Facebook from my friend Tanti a few months ago. I thought it'll be fun to do this so that those of you that don't know me personally, will get to know me a little better...

100 Truths


Last beverage → A nice cold Coke. I LOVE Coke!!! But I will have a cold Heineken tonight!

Last phone call → A client if I’m not wrong. She sounded like a hot chick!

Last instant message → “Blardee wuss” from my adorable friend Remy.

Last song you listened to → Bob Marley ‘Buffalo Soldier’

Last time you cried → When Liverpool lost to Everton?! No lah, I’m kidding! Right...


HAVE YOU EVER:
Dated someone twice → Hell yeah! Boy did I get into trouble...

Been cheated on → Yup. By this bitch called Paula. I hope she trips, falls and breaks her freaking nose!!!

Kissed someone & regretted it → Damn...never ever kiss a drag queen. It ain’t worth it! Better still, never tell your friends about it when you’re drunk!

Lost someone special → Yep. Mentioned it on my blog on a few occasions. Right now, I just don’t want to talk about it...

IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU:
Fallen out of love → Nah...I'm married!
Laughed until you cried → Way too many times. I’ve got friends that can become professional clowns should they quit their present jobs.

Met someone who changed your life → Hmm...I believe that every person we meet, changes and touches our lives in a certain way.

Found out someone was talking about you → It happens all the time. But who cares right? I rather have people talk about me than for them to forget about yours truly.

Have you kissed anyone on your top friends? → Now, I was a ‘SLUT’ for many years. With that said, I’ve kissed way too many people...

How many people on your top friends do you know in real life? → Eh? Why wouldn’t I know them in real life?! I’m not some fake superficial bitch...

How many kids do you want to have → I think things are ok for now with Drayden. It’s expensive in Singapore to have a kid. I want to give my children the best. Second best just doesn’t cut it. So yeah, the best is expensive.

Do you have any pets → There are three cats in this house...

Do you want to change your name → Nah...Noel Boyd is just fine. I hate my second name though...

What time did you wake up today →10.00am. I slept at 7.00am. That’s three hours of sleep!!

What were you doing at midnight last night → Watching TV as always. The porn days are way over...
Last time you saw your father → Earlier in the evening. What has this question got to do with anything??

What's one thing you wish you could change → I’ve got a horrible temper. It’s better now but I can still improve...

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → Yup. He turned out to be an asshole!

What's getting on your nerves right now → This dude I called a 'friend' and his bitch of a girlfriend. I can’t wait to deal with the fool...

What's your real name → Noel Desmond Boyd. Told you I hate my second name!

Zodiac sign → I’m a Scorpio. Woot woot!

Elementary/primary School → Sembawang Hills Primary School (SHES). That was five years and I got expelled. I then ended up at Da Qiao Primary School.

High School → Serangoon Garden Technical Secondary (SGT)

Hair color → Hmm...

Long or short → Extremely short. I shave my head every two weeks.

Are you a health freak → Hell no!!!!!!!!

FIRSTS:
First surgery → I had my first nasal operation in 2000. Had another 3 more in 2002, 2003 and 2006.

First piercing → My left ear. Once upon a time, I wore 6 earrings on my left ear and 2 on the right. I had a nose stud too!

First best friend → I don’t know, I really don’t...

First sport you joined → Soccer! I started playing when I was 10. I gave up on football when I was 19 after a coach at JFC asked me to choose between cigarettes and football. I lasted a grand 3 days at the club.

First pet → I can’t mention it here...

First vacation → It was a family vacation to England and Holland. Good memories...

First crush → Oh my...Her name was Joyce and she’s my childhood sweetheart.

YOUR FUTURE:
Want kids? → Hurricane Drayden is a handful for now. Once he’s a little older, we’ll try for number two. Hopefully it’ll be a girl...

HAVE YOU EVER:
Kissed a stranger → Unfortunately yes! It was at New Asia Bar if I’m not wrong...

Drink hard liquor → I used to. Hard liquor fucks me up all the time! Now I just drink beer and the odd shot of tequila.

Lost glasses/contacts → Nope. Thank god! But my glasses always break when I’m pissed.

Ran away from home → Never had the balls to. Heh!

Broken someone's heart → .........

Been arrested → Yeah, it wasn’t as cool as it looked in the movies...

Cried when someone died → I am an emotional wreck! I cry too easily. So yeah, I have.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
Yourself → But of course! That’s the first step to success.

Miracles → I guess it does happen to those that deserve a second chance in life.

Love at first sight → Nah, I don’t believe that shit!

Heaven → I don’t know man...I’m not a religious guy so that’s a tough question to answer. If there is a heaven, I hope it’s filled with hot naked chicks and lots of beer. That’s all I want!

Santa Claus → If Santa is real then he is a bloody arse for not giving me what I want!!!

Kiss on the first date → You’re asking a guy that kisses strangers?!

Angels → I consider Playboy Playmates Angels. Heh!

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
Is there one person you want to be with right now? → Yeah, my eldest brother Leonard...

Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time → Yep. Like I said, I was a slut. Damn it!

9 comments:

  1. Nice read to kill the boredom on my boring journey to booking in for my ICT.

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  2. Ditto. Interesting read. And oooh a fellow Scorpio! We rock! Whoooot!!

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  3. Hahaha...thanks William!! I hope you are enjoying your reservist training.I personally think that 4 weeks is insane!!!


    ~*Starryluvly*~, I didn't know you were a scorpio! We sure as hell rock!!!!!

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  4. wats so adorable about me bitch?

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  5. I bought this cheap ass electric shaver from a pasar malam last year. If I'm not wrong, it cost 20 bucks or lesser. So yeah, I shave my own head. Why pay a barber when you can do it yourself right?

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  6. I need to get one myself!!!

    I know, KNN, I pay like $10 to the fucker for shaving so little hair.

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  7. Exactly!! I'm saving so much by shaving my own head. Hmm, if I pass by a pasar malam, I'll help you get one...

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