Feb 20, 2007

The Zodiac Edition

A wicked hello to all *grin*…I got this via email sometime ago. So yeah, I thought I'd share this with you. They got Scorpio's details spot on!


.:VIRGO:. The Virgin!
Dominant in relationships.
Sexy.
Someone loves them right now.
A freak in bed.
Always wants the last word.
Caring, Smart and Intellectual.
Attractive.
Loud.
Loyal.
Easy to talk to.

.:SCORPIO:. The sex addict
Can be very mean to others.
EXTREMELY sexy.
Intelligent.
Energetic.
Predicts the future.
Most erotic. (A Freak in bed.)
GREAT kisser.
Always gets what he or she wants.
Sexy, Attractive and Easy going.
Loves being in long relationships.
Talkative.
Romantic and Caring.

.:LIBRA:. The lame lover
Very pretty. Very romantic.
Nice to everyone they meet.
Their Love is one of a kind.
Silly, fun and sweet.
Has their own unique sexiness.
Most caring person you will ever meet!
Amazing n Bed..!!!
Did I say Amazing in Bed???
Not the kinda person you wanna MESS around with... you might end up crying...
The most irresistible among all zodiacs.

.:ARIES:. The Liar
Outgoing.
Lovable.
Spontaneous.
Not one to FUCK with.
Erotic.
Funny.
Takes you on trips to the moon in bed.
Excellent kisser.
EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships.
Addictive.
Loud in bed.

.:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water!
Trustworthy.
Sexy.
Great kisser.
Loves being in a long-term relationships.
Extremely energetic.
Unpredictable.
Will exceed your expectations.
Not a Fighter, but will Knock your lights out!
Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS!!

.:GEMINI:. Likely Threesome Partner
Nice.
Love is one of a kind.
Great listeners
Very Good in bed.
Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out.
Trustworthy.
Always happy.
Loud and Talkative.
Outgoing
VERY FORGIVING.
LOVES to make out.
Has a beautiful smile.
Generous.
Strong.
ULTRA SEXY.

.:LEO:. The Lion in bed
Great talker.
Sexy and passionate.
Laid back.
Knows how to have fun.
Great kisser.
Unpredictable and Outgoing.
Down to earth.
Addictive.
Attractive and Loud.
Loves being in long relationships.
Talkative.
Not one to mess with.

.:CANCER:. The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER.
Very high sex appeal.
Great in bed!!!
Their Love is one of a kind.
Very romantic.
Most caring person you will ever meet!
Entirely creative.
Extremely random and proud of it.
A FREAK in bed.
Spontaneous.
Great at telling stories.
Not a Fighter, But will knock your lights out if it comes down to it.
Someone you should hold on to.

.:PISCES:. The Piece of Ass
Caring and kind.
Smart.
Center of attention.
Too Sexy, DAMN IT!
Very high SEX appeal.
Has the last word.
The best to find, hardest to keep.
Fun to be around.
Freak under the sheets.
Extremely weird but in a good way.
Super good in bed.
Good Sense of Humor!!!
Thoughtful.
A partner for life.
Always gets what he or she wants.
Loves to joke.
Very popular.
Silly, fun and sweet.

.:CAPRICORN:. The passionate Lover
Loves to bite.
Nice.
Sassy.
Intelligent.
Sexy.
Predicts the future.
Irresistible, awesome kisser.
Loves being in long relationships.
Great talker.
Always gets what he or she wants.
BY FAR the BEST in BED.
Very sexy.
Coolest.
Loves to own Gemini's in sports.
Extremely fun.
Loves to joke.
Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget.
Smart.

.:TAURUS:. The Tramp
Aggressive.
Freak in bed.
Rare to find!
Loves being in long relationships.
Likes to give a good fight for what they want.
Extremely outgoing.
Sexy as hell…
Loves to help people in times of need.
Outstanding kisser.
Very funny.
Awesome personality.
Stubborn.
Sexual as hell…
Most caring person you will ever meet!
One of a kind.
Not one to mess with.
Are the most sexiest people on earth!

.:SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one
Spontaneous.
Horny bastards!!
Freak in Bed.
High sex appeal.
Rare to find. Great when found.
Loves being in long relationships.
The ONE.
So much love to give.
Not one to mess with.
Very pretty.
Very romantic.
Nice to everyone they meet.
Their Love is one of a kind.
Silly, fun and sweet.
Has their own unique sexiness.
Most caring person you will ever meet!
Amazing in Bed!!!
Not the kind of person you wanna end up crying for…

Well...What do you think?

5 comments:

  1. hmm.. dont you think Scorpios should be the Lame Lovers and Libras the Sex Addicts??

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  2. because you know it's true. =)

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  3. well...i didn't come up with that. but, it says Libra's are irresistible and are amazing in bed! Ain't that nice....

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  4. that's besides the point.

    point is Libras should be (read: are) Sex Addicts.

    and since Scorpios, not so much that they should be the Lame Lovers.

    hmph!

    and how would you know "libras are irresistible and are amazing in bed" huh huh?

    =P

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