Sep 14, 2006

Yo Momma

The best 'Yo Momma' jokes i've found on the net! If you're easily offended by jokes about mothers, GET THE FARK OUT!!

Yo momma sure is ugly. She looks like she fell off a tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Yo momma is so big, when she went to the airport and told them she wanted to fly, they stamped goodyear on her ass and put her on a runway.

Yo momma is so fat, she influences the tide.

Yo momma is so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.

Yo momma is so dumb, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 miniutes.

Yo momma so dirty that even the Swamp Thing insisted she showered.

Yo momma so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.

Yo momma so greasy she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair...

Yo momma so greasy her freckles slipped off.
Yo momma so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.

Yo momma so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.

Yo momma so ugly, she scares people even with the lights out.

Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family.

Yo momma teeth are so yellow that when she smiles cars slow down.

Last but not least...my personal favourite!
Yo momma so ugly that the doctor slapped her parents when she was born!

6 comments:

  1. Neighbour! You missed our favourite one!

    Your mudder is soo fhet, dat when she jummm for joi, shee got stuck.

    Ok sank you.

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  2. Dude...totally wicked man..wahah...I love yo' mama jokes.

    Here's my one contribution:
    Yo mama is so fat, she can't float in space!!

    Peace!!

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  3. hahaha...that's a good one!! thanks for visiting Jason!

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  4. Got one more for ya. Yo momma's so fat, she's got more chins than a chinese phone book! Take care!

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