Dec 22, 2007

Yo Momma So Old Special

Yo momma so old, she older than yo grandma!

Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch!

Yo momma so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.

Yo momma so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks!

Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!

Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo momma so old when she reads the bible she reminisces.

Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.

Yo momma so old she knew Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".

Yo momma so old even God calls her mother!

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