Yo Momma So Fat Special 1 of 2

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and yelled, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the CD played skip, at the radio station!!!

Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!

Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole ass out of the way!

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."

Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her...

Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy!"

Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!"

Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.