May 22, 2006

The Survey

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Noel Boyd
Birthday:14 November
Birthplace:Singapore
Current Location:Singapore
Eye Color:Brown
Hair Color:Black???
Height:170
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right...Left is retarded
Your Heritage:its a long fuckin story
The Shoes You Wore Today:ma caterpilla steel toed boots. good for kickin teeth in
Your Weakness:im way too nice to assholes
Your Fears:bees, balloons, heights...im a wimp sometimes
Your Perfect Pizza:lotsa olives, burnt cheese and beef!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:i'd like to be a millonaire! but we all know tats not gonna happen
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:wtf??
Thoughts First Waking Up:i need to pee bad!
Your Best Physical Feature:my eyes....or so they say
Your Bedtime:after 5am
Your Most Missed Memory:huh?
Pepsi or Coke:nothing better than a nice cold coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:im a Macs person...
Single or Group Dates:single unless it's gonna lead to an orgy
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:neither...SEASONS Ice Lemon Tea rocks!!
Chocolate or Vanilla:chocolate wins hands down...
Cappuccino or Coffee:coffee
Do you Smoke:too much for my own good....
Do you Swear:fuck no...
Do you Sing:till this day, i wish i could...oh why god!!
Do you Shower Daily:i believe i do
Have you Been in Love:too many times...love sucks big time
Do you want to go to College:erm...im too old
Do you want to get Married:yes please...find me a nice wife with lovely breasts
Do you belive in yourself:what do you think?
Do you get Motion Sickness:nope
Do you think you are Attractive:this question isn't right...either way i'll get slack. next please!!
Are you a Health Freak:look at me
Do you get along with your Parents:i love my mama and papi
Do you like Thunderstorms:only if i that special someone in bed with me...
Do you play an Instrument:pass...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:how bout the last 6 hours??
In the past month have you Smoked:yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs:errrr...
In the past month have you gone on a Date:yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:these questions are getting dumb...NO! I LIVE IN AFRICA! ME NEIGHBOUR JUST FUCKED A ZEBRA
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:yea...you won't believe how kinky it was
In the past month have you been on Stage:it's my job
In the past month have you been Dumped:nope...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:yep
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:im not telling...doo dee doo dee doo
Ever been Drunk:at least once a month
Ever been called a Tease:nah...why would anyone call me that?
Ever been Beaten up:4 times in my life...the last was a year ago
Ever Shoplifted:.....
How do you want to Die:while having hard pumping sex
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:an innocent looking hooker!
What country would you most like to Visit:Japan....the fantasies i have are wicked!!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:brown
Favourite Hair Color:black, brown, blond...it doesnt fuckin matter
Short or Long Hair:long
Height:it doesnt matter
Weight:she MUST not be fat!! please please please GOD
Best Clothing Style:hip n casual
Number of Drugs I have taken:I'M INNOCENT!!
Number of CDs I own:bout a hundred...all original mind you
Number of Piercings:8
Number of Tattoos:lets see...1,2,3,4,5,6...i give up! why don't you count?
Number of things in my Past I Regret:lotsa i tell you...sigh

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